allmymetaphors:

isn’t it weird as hell that you can think someone is the coolest person on earth and at the exact same time they can hate themselves 

cleadmau5:

larapeople:

I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed

My brain literally stopped working for a second

flaeri:

flaeri:

do you ever sit in class during a test and flip your paper extra loud to let all the basic bitches know that you’re the beyonce of your class because i do

denounces:

I JUST WANT A BOY TO LIKE ME AND THINK I AM PRETTY AND WANT TO KISS ME AND OTHER THINGS AND GO TO CONCERTS WITH ME AND GO CAMPING AND WATCH THE STARS AND TALK ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND UGH

mensrightsactivist:

if my job was answering my text messages i would be fired